The Real Orchid Thief

Author: therealorchidthief

  • Jail Sucks

    In the apocalyptic-like post-Hurricane Andrew South Florida, John goes to jail for pretty much no reason wearing a beautiful pink shirt.

  • A Quick One

    A recount of a conversation between my father and me when he informed me I was a Jeopardy answer

  • Hi! My Name is John

    Hi. My name is John. Among other things, I am The Orchid Thief. Somewhat like Adaptation features Charlie and a fictitious brother Donald Kaufman, my story involves two Johns. John Laroche, my given name and John Stafford, a new name selected for a new life.

  • Cast of Characters

    These are the main characters in my story. Some of the names have been changed to protect the innocent (or guilty).