The Real Orchid Thief
Introduction
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Introduction
Hi! My Name is John
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Introduction
Cast of Characters
The Adventures
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Childhood
Thank God, I’m a Heathen!
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Childhood
Why Would You Do This to a Kid?
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Childhood
How to Ruin a Childhood in 4 Easy Steps – Prelude
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Ramblings of an Old Man
I Made a Dumb
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The Orchid Thief
The Orchid Thief Begins
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Ramblings of an Old Man
I Have Returned!
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Childhood
Late Mid-Century Racism
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Childhood’s End
The Vomit Story
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Childhood’s End
The Summer Job That Tried to Kill Me
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Life with Pet
My Brain Broke
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Childhood’s End
Fuck Fish
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The Orchid Thief
Don’t Damn Me
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Hurricane Andrew
Jail Sucks
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The Orchid Thief