Hi. My name is John. Among other things, I am The Orchid Thief. Somewhat like Adaptation features Charlie and a fictitious brother Donald Kaufman, my story involves two Johns. John Laroche, my given name and John Stafford, a new name selected for a new life.
I've take a long hiatus from blogging. In the throes of Apocalypse Lite, I've decided to start up again.
I would like to share a quick tale of a Pug Dog, A Roast Beef, and a Crazy Woman.
My memories of Halloween are all warm and wonderful. I wish you a fun and safe evening!
I really don't collect much info about you. Just enough to power the basics of the site and some tools to see if folks are using the site. Here is a policy I nicked from another site and changed to meet my needs. Enjoy.
Mr. John speaks of growing up Jewish, being forced to convert to catholicism and as a result, selecting none of the above as an adult.
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