Author: therealorchidthief
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Publix: Where Shopping is a Pleasure
A short tale of messing with a couple of Publix cashiers.
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Mammatus Clouds in Deltona
After a vicious Florida storm, we were treated by an eerie orange sky, filled with cotton balls.
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Updating Blog
I’m messing with the blog again. Trying to get better SEO and allow for comments again (which last time was a disaster)
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The Summer Job that Tried to Kill Me Part Two
Some of the most popular videos on Americas Funniest Home Videos and Ridiculousness are men getting their genitals punched, kicked, or otherwise attacked at the time, though, it wasn’t quite as funny.
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This is not an Anti-Trump Story
… in which Mr John learns his dog is a communist – I didn’t need a rabid Trump supporter to tell me my dog is an asshole. I figured that out the first time she woke me up at three in the morning to go sniff the yard for ten minutes or the time she…
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I Ghosted My Blog
I’ve take a long hiatus from blogging. In the throes of Apocalypse Lite, I’ve decided to start up again.
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The Roast
I would like to share a quick tale of a Pug Dog, A Roast Beef, and a Crazy Woman.
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Happy Halloween!
My memories of Halloween are all warm and wonderful. I wish you a fun and safe evening!
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Thank God, I’m a Heathen!
Mr. John speaks of growing up Jewish, being forced to convert to catholicism and as a result, selecting none of the above as an adult.
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Why Would You Do This to a Kid?
Mr. John talks about the formative influence of mental abuse